The 25 most miserable places in San Antonio 2024

There are many things to love about the Alamo City. Unfortunately, these are not among them.

Whether it's the interminably brutal summers or just trying to find parking during any major event, we're spilling the chisme on some of the most perturbing places and vexing situations in San Antonio.
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Anywhere outside during allergy season.
Come to think of it, isn't allergy season pretty much the whole goddamn year?
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Anywhere outside during allergy season.
Come to think of it, isn't allergy season pretty much the whole goddamn year?
In the path of a rampaging chihuahuaWith any luck, Animal Control might respond... eventually.
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In the path of a rampaging chihuahua
With any luck, Animal Control might respond... eventually.
Riding a bicycle near a San Antonio driverHopefully, he'll look up from his phone long enough to see you.
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Riding a bicycle near a San Antonio driver
Hopefully, he'll look up from his phone long enough to see you.
Waking up bleary-eyed on the couch to the Americus Diamond infomercialLong after you forget your own name and address you will unfortunately still remember every word of it —  "Let us show you the basics of diamond grading."
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Waking up bleary-eyed on the couch to the Americus Diamond infomercial
Long after you forget your own name and address you will unfortunately still remember every word of it —  "Let us show you the basics of diamond grading."
Being a fish at the San Antonio Aquarium
Aside from the concerns about being stuck inside a glass box for the rest of your life, there's the possibility someone may try to smuggle you out in a baby stroller.
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Being a fish at the San Antonio Aquarium
Aside from the concerns about being stuck inside a glass box for the rest of your life, there's the possibility someone may try to smuggle you out in a baby stroller.