The 25 most miserable places in San Antonio 2024

There are many things to love about the Alamo City. Unfortunately, these are not among them.

Whether it's the interminably brutal summers or just trying to find parking during any major event, we're spilling the chisme on some of the most perturbing places and vexing situations in San Antonio.
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Trying to park for free anywhere around the Pearl.Just abandon your car under the overpass and hope for the best.
Sanford Nowlin
Trying to park for free anywhere around the Pearl.
Just abandon your car under the overpass and hope for the best.
Searching for parking downtown during Fiesta Either circle the block 50 times or spend $50.
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Searching for parking downtown during Fiesta
Either circle the block 50 times or spend $50.
Any San Antonio parking lot during the summerHelp me. I'm melting...
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Any San Antonio parking lot during the summer
Help me. I'm melting...
Spending your entire day at Fiesta Texas waiting in line Got to spend some quality time in line with the rest of the plebes while the richey rich zipped past us. Great memories.
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Spending your entire day at Fiesta Texas waiting in line
Got to spend some quality time in line with the rest of the plebes while the richey rich zipped past us. Great memories.
Sharing the road with a drunk city council memberHey, given how many times it's happened recently, you gotta admit it's a real concern.
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Sharing the road with a drunk city council member
Hey, given how many times it's happened recently, you gotta admit it's a real concern.
Loop 1604 during rush hourIf we were moving any slower we would be going backwards.
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Loop 1604 during rush hour
If we were moving any slower we would be going backwards.
On the receiving end of a chanclaAbuela came here to kick ass and chew chicle and she's all out of chicle.
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On the receiving end of a chancla
Abuela came here to kick ass and chew chicle and she's all out of chicle.
Trying to get through the crowds on the River Walk during Christmas time Yes, the lights are pretty, but is it worth the claustrophobia?
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Trying to get through the crowds on the River Walk during Christmas time
Yes, the lights are pretty, but is it worth the claustrophobia?
The Rim anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.Crowds of slow-moving idiots will quickly drain anyone's holiday cheer.
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The Rim anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Crowds of slow-moving idiots will quickly drain anyone's holiday cheer.
Showing the Alamo to your disappointed visiting relativesThem: "I thought it would be bigger." That's what she said?
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Showing the Alamo to your disappointed visiting relatives
Them: "I thought it would be bigger." That's what she said?
College Night at NIOSA at around 9 p.m.I am way too 35-years-old for this experience.
Photo by Jaime Monzon
College Night at NIOSA at around 9 p.m.
I am way too 35-years-old for this experience.
Trying to escape the cluelessly designed Alamo Quarry parking lot.Giving up attempting to exit this labyrinth. I guess I live here now.
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Trying to escape the cluelessly designed Alamo Quarry parking lot.
Giving up attempting to exit this labyrinth. I guess I live here now.
Being stuck getting tacos from a chain when you could get better tacos literally anywhere else.
Why, oh, why aren't there more good 24-hour family-owned taquerias?
Photo via Wikimedia Commons / Andreas Praefcke
Being stuck getting tacos from a chain when you could get better tacos literally anywhere else.
Why, oh, why aren't there more good 24-hour family-owned taquerias?
Under the unavoidable gaze of Jeff Davis. Legend has it, if you say his name four times in a mirror he appears.
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Under the unavoidable gaze of Jeff Davis.
Legend has it, if you say his name four times in a mirror he appears.
Trying to get back to the highway after a Spurs game.Have we even moved in the past 10 minutes?
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Trying to get back to the highway after a Spurs game.
Have we even moved in the past 10 minutes?
Inside a Fiesta porta-potty.There's not enough hand sanitizer in the world to make this OK.
Photo by Jaime Monzon
Inside a Fiesta porta-potty.
There's not enough hand sanitizer in the world to make this OK.
Standing behind a Spurs player at a concert.Down in front, Wemby!
Victor Velter
Standing behind a Spurs player at a concert.
Down in front, Wemby!
Trying to leave work downtown when there's an Alamodome concert.That Def Leppard concert just made your journey twice as long.
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Trying to leave work downtown when there's an Alamodome concert.
That Def Leppard concert just made your journey twice as long.
 Waiting at baggage claim at San Antonio InternationalThere are only so many times you can endure Mayor Ron Nirenberg's message welcoming you to San Antonio.
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Waiting at baggage claim at San Antonio International
There are only so many times you can endure Mayor Ron Nirenberg's message welcoming you to San Antonio.
Waiting for the gym equipment when Ron Nirenberg is working out.On the plus side, front row tickets to the gun show.
Sanford Nowlin
Waiting for the gym equipment when Ron Nirenberg is working out.
On the plus side, front row tickets to the gun show.
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