Assclown Alert

Assclown Alert: Railing against God haters and refugees with Dan Patrick

Patrick told a church gathering that the 2024 election is a battle between Bible-believing Christians and those who 'hate God.'

By Sanford Nowlin

Assclown Alert is a column of opinion, analysis and snark. Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has once again displayed his lack of even the most basic grasp of both the U.S. Constitution and the Bible, two written works he claims to hold dear — when it's politically convenient...

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The San Antonio Victorian home known as 'The Doll House' is back on the market.

A King William property that neighbors refer to as "The Doll House" because of its storybook Victorian qualities is back on the…

By San Antonio Current Staff

The San Antonio Victorian home known as 'The Doll House' is back on the market.
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A 1910 home steps away from San Antonio's Tower of the Americas is for sale

A modern, urban oasis in the shadow of San Antonio's iconic Tower of the Americas hit the market earlier this month with…

By San Antonio Current Staff

A 1910 home is for sale steps away from San Antonio's Tower of the Americas
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Everyone we saw at spicing things up at Taste of New Orleans 2024

Taste of New Orleans returned to Sunken Garden Theater this weekend, bringing a taste of the Big Easy to Fiesta San Antonio.…

By San Antonio Current Staff

Everyone we saw at spicing things up at Taste of New Orleans 2024
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This San Antonio mansion for sale is a groovy 1972 time capsule

A sprawling Castle Hills estate built in 1972 has hit the market for $895,000, and it retains plenty of its funky vintage…

By San Antonio Current Staff

This San Antonio mansion for sale is a groovy 1972 time capsule
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April 17, 2024

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