Free Will Astrology
Published: September 19, 2012
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Are you excited about your new detachable set of invisible wings? They're ready. To get the full benefit of the freedom they make available, study these tips: 1. Don't attach them to your feet or butt; they belong on your shoulders. 2. To preserve their sheen and functionality, avoid rolling in the muddy gutter while you're wearing them. 3. Don't use them just to show off. 4. It's OK to fly around for sheer joy, though. 5. Never take them off in mid-flight.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You know that leap of faith you're considering? Now would be a good time to rehearse it, but not do it. How about that big experiment you've been mulling over? Imagine in detail what it would be like to go ahead, but don't actually go ahead. Here's my third question, Pisces: Have you been thinking of making a major commitment? My advice is similar to the first two issues: Research all of its ramifications. Think deeply about how it would change your life. Maybe even formulate a prenuptial agreement or the equivalent. But don't make a dramatic dive into foreverness. Not yet, at least. This is your time to practice, play, and pretend.