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Dear Gabacho: Hate to break it to you, but few women wait until marriage to have sex in this country — Morbidity & Mortality Weekly Report: Surveillance Summaries in 2004 reported 43 percent of Latinas have sex during high school. Besides, few Mexicans that aren't horny creeps even care anymore about a woman's virginity: UT Austin professor Gloria Gonzalez-Lopez's 2004 paper "Fathering Latina Sexualities: Mexican Men and the Virginity of Their Daughters" found even most Mexi dads don't give a damn. If you're looking for a Mexican Catholic virgin of marrying age, I'm sure you can find one — and get me the skull of Pancho Villa while you're at it.

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